What should I wear today? Hmmm...
I know! My navy pants with a long-sleeved white shirt and a gray sweater vest. That'll be nice.
*Puts on pants and tries to zip them up*
They won't zip! I couldn't have gained that much weight, could I?
*Puts on another pair of pants... which also won't zip*
(Sorry, but that was honestly the thought that went through my mind.)
Yep, I officially got too fat to fit into most of my pants. How's that for a depressing thought? Maybe I should bring it up at my group therapy tomorrow and see if they have any pleasant events to help offset it.
For the time being, though, I clearly needed to buy some new pants, because Fat Fat the Water Rat (aka ME) was going to have to have something to wear to work for the forseeable fat future. Off, then, to the mall. Unfortunately, the very fact that I was at the mall because I got too fat to fit into my pants depressed me so much that I spent four hours and nine hundred dollars trying to cheer myself up.
Successful shopping trip? It most certainly was...
For the stores.