Just Because it's NaBloPoMo...

... doesn't mean the Sunday Google-age ends. Before we get to that, though, I'd like to express my complete and utter frustration with NaNoWriMo. Actually, no - 'frustration' is too strong a word. 'Frustration' implies an active sense of feeling in some way. I just... don't care. I have no motivation whatsoever to work on this damn novel. It's just not that interesting to me - I have no intrinsic motivation to write this thing. Like I said before, I never really wanted to write a novel, so the only thing making me do it now is because I said I would. I'm pretty sure I'm not actually going to get anywhere close to 50,000 words, which is sort of a great reason to just quit now. I'm sure I'll work on it a bit here and there, because there are moments where I find it somewhat interesting. But seriously? Almost 2,000 words a day? I just don't know that I'm gonna be able to do that.

In the meantime, enjoy some Google-age...



This Post Might Have Been a Mistake...

don't pee signs - I'd think a sign that says "Don't Pee!" would be pretty simple to make, but maybe you wanted examples of how to make it more artistic.

kid pees pants - Details at 11. Obviously newsworthy, because, of course, no child has ever peed his pants before.

kid pee on other kids - Fortunately for me, this never happened while I was at work. I think that kid might have been playing alone pretty quickly, though.

peeing your pants because you have to pee so bad - Is a lot better than peeing your pants just because you wanted some attention.

pee humor - Never gets old. Much like fart jokes. Well, to me, anyway, but I'm immature.

pee stain in my pants - Yeah, I had what looked a lot like this when I got off the plane after my SoCal trip. I spilled my Sprite during our final descent and it soaked all through my jeans, leaving a suspicious looking stain right around my crotch area. Felt great, too.

This Post, Too.

accidentally groped me - Well, if someone accidentally groped you, that's probably okay. If they "accidentally" groped you? Less okay.

when is groping bad? - I think the better question is when is it not?

hot random groping - Boy, doesn't that sound like fun?

how to grope accidentally - Uh, I think you're premeditating too much for it to be considered an accident anymore...

girl gropes you likes you - Possibly. Or she's just clumsy. Or she's a pickpocket.

learn to grope a girl - High schools should have this as an elective if you ask me.

mature groping - See, now, if more high school boys learned groping earlier, this is what college would be like: a sea of mature groping.

Quick Ones

let me look up your skirt - No.

"Happy Bunny" Gemini ruling lunch meat - Bologna. (I can't believe I knew that off the top of my head.)

dating and blow jobs - Try here.

laradavid.blogspot - .com. You forgot .com.

it's sunday - Yes. Yes it is.

Happy Sunday, all. :)