Sunday, November 04, 2007

Just Because it's NaBloPoMo...

Posted by Lara at 7:50 PM
... doesn't mean the Sunday Google-age ends. Before we get to that, though, I'd like to express my complete and utter frustration with NaNoWriMo. Actually, no - 'frustration' is too strong a word. 'Frustration' implies an active sense of feeling in some way. I just... don't care. I have no motivation whatsoever to work on this damn novel. It's just not that interesting to me - I have no intrinsic motivation to write this thing. Like I said before, I never really wanted to write a novel, so the only thing making me do it now is because I said I would. I'm pretty sure I'm not actually going to get anywhere close to 50,000 words, which is sort of a great reason to just quit now. I'm sure I'll work on it a bit here and there, because there are moments where I find it somewhat interesting. But seriously? Almost 2,000 words a day? I just don't know that I'm gonna be able to do that.

In the meantime, enjoy some Google-age...



This Post Might Have Been a Mistake...

don't pee signs - I'd think a sign that says "Don't Pee!" would be pretty simple to make, but maybe you wanted examples of how to make it more artistic.

kid pees pants - Details at 11. Obviously newsworthy, because, of course, no child has ever peed his pants before.

kid pee on other kids - Fortunately for me, this never happened while I was at work. I think that kid might have been playing alone pretty quickly, though.

peeing your pants because you have to pee so bad - Is a lot better than peeing your pants just because you wanted some attention.

pee humor - Never gets old. Much like fart jokes. Well, to me, anyway, but I'm immature.

pee stain in my pants - Yeah, I had what looked a lot like this when I got off the plane after my SoCal trip. I spilled my Sprite during our final descent and it soaked all through my jeans, leaving a suspicious looking stain right around my crotch area. Felt great, too.

This Post, Too.

accidentally groped me - Well, if someone accidentally groped you, that's probably okay. If they "accidentally" groped you? Less okay.

when is groping bad? - I think the better question is when is it not?

hot random groping - Boy, doesn't that sound like fun?

how to grope accidentally - Uh, I think you're premeditating too much for it to be considered an accident anymore...

girl gropes you likes you - Possibly. Or she's just clumsy. Or she's a pickpocket.

learn to grope a girl - High schools should have this as an elective if you ask me.

mature groping - See, now, if more high school boys learned groping earlier, this is what college would be like: a sea of mature groping.

Quick Ones

let me look up your skirt - No.

"Happy Bunny" Gemini ruling lunch meat - Bologna. (I can't believe I knew that off the top of my head.)

dating and blow jobs - Try here.

laradavid.blogspot - .com. You forgot .com.

it's sunday - Yes. Yes it is.

Happy Sunday, all. :)

10 comments:

cummings the cat said...

Perhaps the NaShoStoWriMo idea isn't such a bad one.

On the subject of posts that garner interesting searches, I believe you might have forgotten one. Does the phrase "exhale task" ring a bell?

whitman the feline said...

Oh, or NaPoWriMo.

BetteJo on 11:10 PM said...

I look forward to your Sunday Google-age. Makes me appreciate the way people find me more. Or frightens me more, I'm not sure which.

Lara on 11:14 PM said...

bette jo - it's a little bit of both for me too. :)

Wolf Lover Girl on 10:16 AM said...

Ah, the good fart and or pee joke/story. Actually a few friends and myself were enjoying our round table of fart talk on Friday night with a few drinks (that always helps doesn't it?) :-)

~ Wolf Lover Girl

CaliforniaTeacherGuy on 12:53 PM said...

The world won't end if you don't end your novel. Spare yourself the guilt: quit now! (Feel free to ignore my advice, of course.)

flutter on 3:19 PM said...

crack me up.

mks on 4:45 PM said...

If it makes you feel any better I forgot to post on day 2 of NaBloPoMo. Do what you can - hey at least maybe you will have 1/2 novel which is way more than most people can say.

p.s. love the photo

alyndabear on 2:04 PM said...

Am giggling out loud at the pee ones.. because I apparently have toilet humour also!

New graphic? ;)

Lara on 5:33 PM said...

aly - yeah, new graphic. i felt bad stealing *everything* from you. although i will say that i didn't steal the original "make fun of google searches from you" - that one i stole from mom-101. ;)

 

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