It is raining sheets and sheets here. It rained all through the night and I got very little sleep. There are many puddles - DEEP puddles - all around my town and all through our school campus. I think I just saw a Snork float past my classroom window.
(Holla if you got that old school reference...)
I suspect this is the end. If I die, soggy and pruney, with stringy drowned-rat hair, here in this torrent, tell my mother I loved her.
I also loved cookies. (But they already know that.)