Hiya. Major Bedhead here. Lara's asked me to do Sunday Google-age for her (foolish, foolish woman) and I've promised not to break anything. I have, however, rifled her drawers and checked out her medicine cabinets and, well, frankly, except for that half-gallon of chocolate marshmallow that I polished off, there's not much to tell. She's got a shitload of dance stuff. And shoes. Boy, does this girl have shoes.
I am now going to try to do justice to Sunday Google-age. I'm not making any promises, though. I've spent the entire day with my mother and step-family. My toddlers had no naps. And the game is about to start. Bear with me. (Lara - Blogger's not letting me upload images, so you'll have to put the icon in later. And the font is totally fucked up. Told you I'd break something. *sigh*)
[Major Bedhead - Blogger can be needlessly cruel sometimes. I'll do my best to fix these problems.]
[Ha! I am awesome! Problems are gone!]
Projecting shame - Are you asking how? Because I totally can hook you up with a sweet shame projector. They're practically giving them away down at Guilt Guys. High def, surround sound. Be the envy of your neighbours with this baby.
Self injury lips mouth - Listen, I don't know how many times you have to be told, but stop ironing your face.
my grandfathers were tall im short - Isn't genetics weird? Ask Mendel, he could tell you all kinds of stories.
make bigger boat - No, no, it's "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
australian accent tips - Oh, don't. It just sounds stupid. Stick with your own accent. Own it. Be proud of it. Imitating an Aussie is almost as awful as imitating an Englishman.
stop high-pitched screaming - If you find the answer to this one, let me know, because my ears are about to start bleeding over here.
"how to deal drugs" guide - Dave's not here, man.
mom laughable moments - The internet would run out of pixels if I detailed all of those.
iggy obituary - Iggy died? Oh, man, that sucks. Pssst. Who's Iggy? [GASP! Major Bedhead doesn't know who Iggy is?]
hukt definition - Don't spit up a hairball in here; Lara will kill you.
spanky's mom - Sorry, don't know her.
spanky's mom undressed - You, apparently, would like to though.
johnny wears pantyhose - Well, you know, that's ok. Some guys like that. Look at Eddie Izzard.
mommy + 139a - Y'know, I really suck at this new math. I give up; what's the answer?
crafts to do for crustaceans - If you can get crustaceans to do crafts, I think you might have a real money maker on your hands.
nobody gets the perfect life - Ain't that the truth?
OK, I'm hitting post now. I hope I don't blow up her blog.