So if you find it hard to read what I'm writing, please don't read. And I mean that sincerely. Do not read this if it will hurt you. Do not read this if it will cause you to worry overly much. Do not read this if it's going to be too much for you. I know for a fact this applies to multiple people out there, so please, consider what's best for you. That's what I'm doing.
It's why I don't censor.
Okay, time for the last two sections of the TMI meme. (Technically, there are four more, but two of them bored me.) Onward with PART THREE: HOBBIES
1. What do you do for a living?
What does this have to do with my hobbies? Currently I’m in a teacher education program, in training to be a high school English teacher. Woo hoo!
2. Are you happy with what you do?
Yes, though it’s stressful and tiring like you wouldn’t believe. If I didn’t love it so much, I’d have given it up long ago.
Oh, hey, a question about hobbies in the hobbies section! Blogging, dancing, reading, writing, shopping (especially for shoes!).
4. Name everything you love:
Everything?!? You’ve got to be kidding me. How about dancing, my friends, Bubbers, my family, writing, my students, and Monte Cristo sandwiches. There is soooo much more, but that’s good for now.
5. Name everything you hate:
Stupid people. Myself lately.
6. What kinds of people do you love:
Are people a hobby? I love all kinds of people.
7. What kinds of people do you hate:
I hate all kinds of people, too.
And finally, PART FIVE: LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS, ETC
1. Seeing anybody right now?
I see lots of friends fairly regularly. Oh, but this is the Love section, huh? So then the answer would be a big, resounding no.
2. Sexual preference:
It has always been not to have it until I get married. I’m beginning to reconsider this policy, as I realize I’m getting really old and I might start to seem silly. If I ever get a boyfriend again, I risk his finding out and being like, “You’re a what? How old are you? What’s wrong with you?” Maybe it’s time to consider selling it in an auction in
Oh, you mean guys vs. girls? Guys. But I’m open to the possibility that someday that might be different. Maybe I’d have better luck with the females.
3. Do you have crushes?
Yeah, I have a crush on Hotty McHot (Charcoal, you hear me, I know you do). Sadly we don’t really have classes together. Actually, that’s probably a good thing, ‘cause boy would I be distracted.
4. If so, do you like them for their personality, or for their appearance?
Crushes are generally for appearance, not for genuine feelings. However, Hotty McHot is also a fabulous guy, very sweet and funny. So I guess it’s a bit of both with him.
I’m going to marry Joey Harrington.
6. Ever been in love?
Four times. All four claimed to love me back; only three of them did. I still love all of them, though in each case it’s a different love than it used to be.
7. Are you now?
Like I said, in some way or another, I still love all four of them. So I guess you could say the answer is yes.
8. How confident are you when it comes to relationships?
Not very. Especially given my recent failures.
9. Do you know of anybody who likes you?
I know lots of people who like me (though I don’t know why). But you mean anyone who likes me likes me, and the answer to that is a big fat no.
10. What would be most important to you in a relationship?
I find this question way too overwhelming right now. Let’s just not go there for a while, mmkay?
11. Your ideal guy/girl, personality:
See my answer to the above.
Um, tall enough to still be taller than I am when I wear heels would be great. Actually, the exact genetic duplicate of Joey Harrington would be perfect.
13. What’s more important to you, appearance or personality?
14. What are your turn ons?
A good sense of humor, confidence, a genuinely caring attitude.
15. Turn offs:
Stupidity, neediness, condescension.
Er… I like to be dominated. Give me a strong, commanding man any day.
Being handcuffed to the bed by Joey Harrington. Can you tell I really like Joey Harrington?
18. How dirty-minded are you?
Fairly, but I don’t admit it often.
19. What would you rule out in relationships?
A marriage without kids. I need to be a mom.
20. What kind of things would you like to share in common?
A commitment to raising a family together, a love of language and words.
21. Does any particular dress sense turn you on?
Anything that shows off really buff arms – I really dig a nicely defined upper body.
22. Do you remember your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
I apparently had one in preschool, but I don’t really remember him. The first one I remember is Matt, who was my boyfriend multiple times between kindergarten and eighth grade. I last saw him during my sophomore year of college, or somewhere around there. I wonder what he’s up to…
23. The most romantic songs you can think of?
See the top thirteen here.
Um… no one jumps immediately to mind, honestly. Maybe Joey Harrington can sing…
25. The sexiest singing voices?
Frank Sinatra. I know - cheesy, but so true.
So, do you feel like you know me any better after all that?
Day 23 of SaBloBoMo: Go away, I need to sleep and I can't do this right now.
The survey had already been filled out, and I'm way too tired to write a book review. I'm sorry, but I'm not convinced all that many of you are interested in my books anyway.
Goodnight all. I'm off to dream of Joey... Mmmm...