Okay, so I had a very big health scare recently, and it turned out to be okay, but it did require a procedure that prompted me to send this text to my sister:
They're about to take a scalpel to my lady bits - please pray!
Yes, you read that right. SCALPEL. LADY BITS. Yep. More details on that will be coming soon, I swear. And by "soon," I mean as soon as I'm not drowning in work, and we all know that "soon" in that definition is very flexible.
For now, though, something's been bugging me and I need your help. I bought a new shave gel recently - "Flirty Mango":
Now please tell me, oh wise readers of mine, what exactly makes a mango "flirty"? And how far does a mango have to go before it moves from "flirty" to "promiscuous"?
Thank you in advance for your help.