Sunday, October 28, 2007

It's Sunday - Rejoice!

Okay, there were two requests that I write about Disneyland, so maybe I'll do just that. Later this week. For now, some bullet points before we get to the Google-age.
  • It's almost November. For me, as well as some others, that means it's time for NaBloPoMo. I'll be posting every day for the whole month, so look for more regular updates from your favorite blogger! (I mean me.)
  • In addition to posting every day, I allowed the beauteous Sassy Belle convince me to join the ranks of other lunatics writers in NaNoWriMo. Should be... interesting.
  • Boss Lady knows I'm leaving. In fact, with her interviewing new people, I'm practically done anyway. The job hunt is going well so far - I'll keep you posted.


Yep, That's Me in a Nutshell

depressed love disappointment - Yeah, I'm a disappointment to all depressed loves. Nah, I'm just kidding. So far as I know, I've never disappointed any depressed loves out there.

deserving of life - It took me a while to realize it, but it's true.

friendship enabler - It's true, I enable many friendships. Especially friendships that are based on a love of shoes.

tilf in life - Now, admittedly, working with preschoolers means I'm significantly less TILF-like these days. But only in the students' eyes. Mostly because the students are concerned with bigger issues. Like how not to pee themselves.

"school bus driver" dominatrix - Because if there's one thing that describes me better than "school bus driver," it's "dominatrix."

lara david blog - Boy, that's just not even funny. That really is me.

This Is Not the Blog You're Looking For

jem and the holograms clothing - Sorry, nothing like that here. Although as you can see above, we do have some other kick-ass 80's cartoon women available.

tali needs - No, this is where you find out what LARA needs. What Tali needs would most likely be at her blog. You know, if she ever updated...

LILIT BALLET - I'm not sure Lilit does ballet, but if she does, she'd be writing about it at her place, not here.

swinger lifestyle blogspot - Um, no. Sorry. I don't write about my swinger lifestyle here. I mean- What swinger lifestyle?

BabyWhisperingLoudly - I saw this name once on my recent readers, so I know this blog is out there somewhere. But I'm too lazy to go look for it. If you'd done a better job of searching, I'm sure you would've found it yourself.

HOT Mamas IN MY AREA - 1) I don't know what your area is. 2) I'm not a mama.

ugliest bird in the world + picture - I try to keep Ugly out of this blog as much as possible. Even in avian form.

jill AND birthday AND september AND 4 - No Jill here. And no birthdays on September 4.

miss lara 2001 - I am SO not the pageant type.

"how to deal drugs" guide - I'm not sure an online guide is the best way to start a life of crime, but regardless, I don't have one here.

where to write to for matt lattanzi - Not here.

where to meet single 20something guys - Not here.

where can i do my P.H.D. in art and craft? - Not here.

And everyone's favorite: WTF?!

when a child needs to go pee should the coachs punishing them for talking and not let her go and no playtime and do exercise? - Huh?

Happy Sunday!


jittacatgirl said...

okay, Disney Robin Hood *is* hot, dude. Hot, charming, dashing, suave, gallant.

all men should aspire to be more like him.

Lara said...

jitta - he's not human. that's all i'm saying.

Anonymous said...

Fuck me.

Those are the best bloody fucking Halloween outfits I have ever seen.

I needed many swear words to say that.

Dee said...

You two are so cute! Love the costumes!

Anonymous said...

Yep, Robin Hood is definitely a foxy, um, fox.

Yuriko said...

I loved Robin Hood too.. I wish I was a fox :) lol!

Glad the jobhunt is going well... hope you land your dream job soon!

Anonymous said...

Ha - some person with my same name was totally playing the game where you type "[your-name-here] needs" into Google and see what the top 10 things you "need" are. Funny that they found your page ...

PS - Re-(re-re-re)-starting up this whole blogging thing has totally been on my mind lately. Maybe November is the month to go for it...

gnomesque said...

Ooh, good luck with NaNoWriMo! I did in 2005, and it was, well, crazy is really the only word to describe it. A lot of fun though, too. I'm considering doing it again this year, but it doesn't seem too likely right now.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I've watched that movie like 400 times and I would trade places with Maid Marion for a night in a blink. If I was a four-legged creature, I mean. Otherwise, that would be very creepy.

flutter said...

yeow! that last one is wrong

Kennethwongsf said...

I can see why Jitta falls for him. He has a tendency to rob the rich and distribute the loot among the poor. If there's a female version of Robin Hood, I'd be chasing her foxy little tail too.

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love reading all the searches you get? I've gotten some ridiculous ones lately and planned on making a post about it tomorrow. I especially love your "how to deal drugs" guide one.

Love the costumes too!

Tandava said...

Good luck with NaNoWriMo! It'll be fun. Are you going to make a blog for it so we can all read along? I found that it helps because there's more motivation not to slack on it, plus people can keep you going with encouragement and suggestions. I'm not in it this year, but I'd love a NaNo-Read-Mo. :-)

Still Jill B said...

oh dear Jesus, I just happened across this blog, and I think you're going to love it.

Lara said...

lala - i know, right? we rock.

dee - thank you!

vincent - yeah, i realized that saying, "he's a fox!" in explanation for why jitta's fascination is creepy would only make it sound like i agreed with her. :-P

yh - i hope so too!

tali - yes! restart! i'll pledge to comment on every single post in november if you start up again. :)

gnomesque - this is my first time, so i'm a little nervous, but at least it'll be a fun challenge!

nutmeg - yeah, see, i'm worried that to jitta, it doesn't matter that she's not a four-legged creature. ;)

flutter - yeah. SO wrong.

kennethSF - sadly, jitta's attraction is purely physical. that's the weird part.

jamie - yeah, sunday google-age is one of my favorite things about blogging. :)

graham - i'm looking forward to it. not planning to do a blog, though; i don't think i could handle people reading along with a work in progress. i'll post some excerpts once in a while, though.

jill b - oh, trust me, i already have it on my bloglines. it's awesome, right? :)

Kennethwongsf said...

Well, Jitta must have felt Robin (Fox) Hood's animal magnetism ;-)

Unknown said...

I ADORE those costumes. You guys look great. I hope that you have a fabulous time.

Anonymous said...

i have never seen hotter stripes!!!

elysa said...

ditto to the wtf! I had never heard of TILF it took me a minute to figure it out.