Nine People Who Make Me Scared to Blog:
my sexy body blog (No, no, no - MY sexy body blog.)
foot fetish blog
hot legs (Um, okay, try here.)
sexy boobs picture
sexy big ass (For both this and the one above, I recommend looking here, though I don't know that I agree with the "big" part.)
sexy mom (Well, yeah, she is pretty sexy...)
Remember last time I did some metadata, and I found that someone was looking for pictures of the love of my life's fiancee? Well, the searches continued. Here I present some searches, with my thought process along the way:
joey harrington's fiance - I'm pretty sure you meant to add a second 'e' to the end of that word. Or maybe you think he's gay. He's NOT.
joey harrington's fiancee - Ah, there you go.
"Joey Harrington's" fiancee - Right, 'cause I'm sure the capitalization and quotes really make a difference.
Joey Harrington fiancee - Okay, I'm getting bored. Why do so many people look for this stuff? They all just want to make sure he's still single?
Joey Harrington's wedding plans - What? Um... wait a second. He's not... Is he? No, he can't be.
joey harrington's fiancee emily - ACK! She has a name?! She must be real! A quick Google search of my own confirms this. He's engaged. The love of my life, my future husband, is engaged to someone who is Not. Me. Waaaah! :(
Joey Harrington pictures with Emily - Fuck off and die. You don't deserve to be at my website if you actually want to see pictures of that trampy whore. Okay, maybe I'm being overly harsh. But she stole my man!
joey harrington sexual preference - Well, I think given the chance it would be "With Lara David." He just doesn't realize it yet. For now, it seems to be "With some trampy whore named Emily." Skank.
Misery Loves Company
my recent overdose - You too? What did you take? I took anti-nausea meds - 14 times the recommended dosage. Have you gotten help? Did your help come in the form of new pills to take? Mine did.
I was a disappointment to my father - You too? Is he alive? 'Cause if so, maybe there's still hope.
cutting myself - You too? I recommend trying to stop that if you can. It's not very healthy.
sing for my life and sing for my tears - You too? Enjoy the singing, but don't feel hemmed in by the lyrics. Find lyrics that can help you progress forward, like I did.
undeserving unworthy - You too? Try writing a list of positive affirmations for yourself. At the very least, try making a sign and hanging it somewhere where you can look at it every day, like this one I made when I was in the hospital.
how do i know if im to nosy? - Well, generally, I'd look for cues from the people around you. Do they often look they want to cause you physical pain when you ask questions? Do they cause you physical pain when you ask questions? That might be a tip-off.
how to poison someone you hate? - Well, the first step is to get some poison.
palm fronds what are they? - Well, they're fronds. From a palm tree. Pretty much what they sound like.
how to establish good reading habit? - Try picking up a book and reading. That's a good habit.
difference socal norcal? - Socal = materialistic, shallow, superficial. Norcal = crazy, tree-hugging, hippie. That's pretty much it.
pronounce eyre? - Air.
what tense do you write a personal narrative in? - Generally past, unless you're doing commentary on an event as it happens. Or maybe you want to tell the story of a future event?
steps to write a personal narrative? - Number one: experience some sort of event. Number two: write about it.
payless shoe quality? - Not good. But just look at the trade-off in quantity!
fix it or flaunt it? - Depends on what it is. In your case, I think probably fix it.
And the Awards for "WTF?!"
Bronze medalist: because sometimes
Um... sometimes what? I'm on the edge of my seat here...
Silver medalist: ever found was when I
Huh? What are you possibly searching for? Did you actually think this would be specific enough to narrow down your options?
And the Gold medalist:
This reminds me of the fable of the bear who couldn't sleep. This was back in the days of no air conditioning, mind you, so you have to keepTo which I say... "WTF?!"
So - how's your traffic?