Okay, I fear - based on the sharp decline in comments - that my heavier posts are driving away my readers. To which I say: Stay with me! It will get better soon! Your comments are like sweet, illegal, addictive substances, and I NEED them!
So, in the hopes of enticing you all not to abandon me, I give you this:
Come ON. You can't tell me that's not hilarious enough to be worth sticking around for.
And yeah, I ended that sentence with a preposition. You wanna make something of it?